Wife of Alan, mother of Dexter, lover of art, consumer of all things tasty, in the midst of a quarter life crisis and trying to keep a sense of humor about it all.  I am starting this blog in hopes that there are others out there like me.  CRAZY people.  Stay-at-home moms.  Crazy stay-at-home moms that love their families and just don’t want to admit that they don’t know what the fuck is going on most of the time! Moms that have figured out they really aren’t who they thought they were and struggle to find their “MOMdentity” now that a child has entered the picture.  Ladies that want to be M.I.L.F.’s and enjoy a good buzz every now and then.  Moms in search of finding things to help keep them sane when they’ve been rolling around on the floor with an infant all day or who’s clothes seem to always kind of smell like barf.  You know who you are and I am here to say the things you are all thinking but are afraid to say.  I am here to share with you that maybe you aren’t as crazy as you think you are… or maybe you are but at least you aren’t alone.  I am here to help you find an outlet for your motherly frustrations.  I am here to cry with you, to make you laugh and let you know that it is ok to spend an hour getting ready to go to the grocery store because it is the closest thing you have to “going out” all week.  JOIN ME!